Coachspeak: Why we shouldn't believe a word they say

3 Comments

Having been to a few coaching press conferences, I can tell you they are far from glamorous. One of the more ridiculous things in movies (other than the always available parking spots, or the scrawny bad guy fighting to a draw with the yoked up hero) is the energy in press conferences. It’s as if each time someone gets behind the podium, thousands of flash bulbs pop, a sordid confession occurs, and a throng of media explodes with questions.

When you watch a Notre Dame coaching press conference, I don’t get that movie feeling. Maybe it’s because I’m usually watching them through a web-browser on UND.com, but there isn’t the urgency that usually occurs during those cinematic moments on the silver screen.

And that’s because of coachspeak.

This week, we had two great examples of coachspeak. The first game from the always sunny Jon Tenuta. Tenuta grumbles his way through his media obligation each week, and this week’s performance was actually better than the last few, which is a pretty good indicator that he thinks the defense is performing better.

Take a look at Tenuta coachspeak:

It’s like pulling teeth. When he’s talking about things we understand, he keeps it as bland as possible.

“He’s a very smart young man and he understands the game,” Tenuta said about Darius Fleming. (Or just about any other guy whose name you could throw in instead.) “He understands his job and he’s done a heckuva job for us.”

But Tenuta’s a pro at coachspeak, and knows the bland answer won’t get the writers off his back, so he throws in some coaching jargon and mixes in a “fire zone” and “zone dog” into the mix for good measure and then goes right back to the cliche machine to finish it off.

Classic coachspeak.

Tenuta then fended off questions about freshman Manti Te’o as best he could, acknowledging that Te’o will be seeing the field a bunch, but then distracting us with positional talk before any of the guys covering the scoop could get another question in.

This is one of the biggest angles of Saturday’s game, and Tenuta was able to distract the writers enough, to effectively dodge any question that could force him to give actual insight into a factor of the football game. 

All in all, a great job by Tenuta on coachspeak.

As for Randy Hart (or Ed Harris Sr. if you prefer), when put into a tough spot, he pulled a veteran move, just really dialed up the cliche-o-meter. When pressed with questions about facing the team he just spent two decades coaching, Hart got very Zen on us.

“You really don’t go there,” Hart said to a large gathering of media chasing one of the week’s more obvious stories. “You’re into where you are here, what you’re doing here, and make it go. You know, next year, next summer, you’ll think about it and say what it was, but I think right now the focus needs to be what you’re doing. It’s a business trip, a  business opportunity, so it’s time to go to work.”

In one speedy paragraph, Hart immediately tried to kill any type of homecoming/reunion story that could potential help his players get more fired up for a win. Believing him would be like believing that Brett Favre doesn’t view this Mondays game against the Packers as anything different than the other games on his schedule. When we see Hart head-butting his defensive lineman as they hit the field on Saturday, I think we’ll know if he was telling the truth.

Likewise, Hart’s non-admission to his personnel knowledge is some coachspeak at its very finest. Any advantage Sarkisian and his staff had in the element of surprise is effectively negated by Weis’ familiarity with Sark’s offense and Nick Holt’s defense, and Hart’s familiarity with the defensive front and UW’s personnel. But to hear Hart talk about it, the only advantage he’ll have is recognizing a parent or two.

“The game is played between Notre Dame and the University of Washington. The little bit that I would know scheme wise, well, they’re going to do what they’re going to do. Personnel wise, once they step across the white lines, you don’t know. I disregard it, I wouldn’t think it’s very big at all. I don’t think that me knowing the names of the players or knowing their families is going to be anything big to helping us on game day.”

You can bet that Coach Hart was intricately involved in the game plan, and probably not just with the defense. Weis probably leaned heavily on Hart’s knowledge of defensive personnel when putting together his game plan, and after watching Toby Gerhart run for 200+ yards, has all he needs to know about his opponents.

This post isn’t to rip into coaches Tenuta or Hart for being lousy interviews, it’s to point out some obvious facts. If these coaches do know something, why on Earth would they tell us? Saturday’s game is a matchup of surprising familiarity, considering the turnover in both programs.

Just don’t ask the coaches to tell you why.   

Five Irish players sign UFA contracts

Matthias Farley
Leave a comment

Notre Dame had seven players selected in the 2016 NFL Draft, trailing only Ohio State, Clemson and UCLA on the weekend tally. But after the draft finished, the Irish had five more players get their shot at playing on Sundays.

Chris Brown signed with the Dallas Cowboys. Romeo Okwara will begin his career with the New York Giants. Matthias Farley and Amir Carlisle signed contracts with the Arizona Cardinal. Elijah Shumate agreed to a contract with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

After missing two seasons, Ishaq Williams will be at Giants rookie camp next weekend as well, working as a tryout player. Expect Jarrett Grace to receive similar opportunities.

Count me among those that thought both Brown and Okwara would hear their names called. Brown’s senior season, not to mention his intriguing measureables, had some projecting him as early as the fifth round.

Okwara, still 20 years old and fresh off leading Notre Dame in sacks in back-to-back seasons, intrigued a lot of teams with his ability to play both defensive end and outside linebacker. He’ll get a chance to make the Giants—the team didn’t draft a defensive end after selecting just one last year, and they’re in desperate need of pass rushers.

Both Shumate and Farley feel like contenders to earn a spot on rosters, both because of their versatility and special teams skills. Shumate played nickel back as a freshman and improved greatly at safety during 2015. Farley bounced around everywhere and was Notre Dame’s special teams captain.

Carlisle might fit a similar mold. He played running back, receiver and returned kicks and punts throughout his college career. With a 4.4 during Notre Dame’s Pro Day, he likely showed the Cardinals enough to take a shot, and now he’ll join an offense with Michael Floyd and Troy Niklas.

 

Robertson picks Cal over Notre Dame, UGA

Demetris Robertson
1 Comment

Demetris Robertson‘s decision wasn’t trending in Notre Dame’s direction. But those that expected the Savannah star athlete to pick the in-state Bulldogs were in for a surprise when Robertson chose Cal on Sunday afternoon.

Notre Dame’s pursuit of the five-star athlete, recruited to play outside receiver and hopefully replace Will Fuller, likely ended Sunday afternoon with Robertson making the surprise decision to take his substantial talents to Berkeley. And give credit to Robertson for doing what he said all along—picking a school that’ll give him the chance to earn an exceptional education and likely contribute from Day One.

“I am excited to take my talents to the University of California, Berkeley. The first reason is that the education was a big part of my decision. I wanted to keep that foundation,” Robertson said, per CFT. “When I went there, it felt like home. Me and the coaching staff have a great relationship. That’s where I felt were the best of all things for me.”

Adding one final twist in all of this is that Robertson has no letter-of-intent to sign. Because he’s blown three months through Signing Day, Robertson merely enrolls at a college when the time comes. That means until then, Kirby Smart and the Georgia staff will continue to sell Robertson on staying home and helping the Dawgs rebuild. Smart visited with Robertson Saturday night and had multiple assistant coaches at his track meet this weekend.

Summer school begins in June for Notre Dame. Their freshman receiving class looks complete with early enrollee Kevin Stepherson and soon-to-arrive pass-catchers Javon McKinley and Chase Claypool.

Sheldon Day drafted in 4th round by Jaguars

North Carolina v Notre Dame
Getty
4 Comments

Former Notre Dame captain Sheldon Day didn’t have to wait long on Saturday to hear his name called. The Indianapolis native, All-American, and the Irish’s two-time defensive lineman of the year was pick number 103, the fourth pick of the fourth round on Saturday afternoon.

Day was the seventh Irish player drafted, following first rounders Ronnie Stanley and Will Fuller, second round selections Jaylon Smith and Nick Martin, and third rounders KeiVarae Russell and C.J. Prosise.

Day has a chance to contribute as he joins the 24th-ranked defense in the league. Joining a draft class heavy on defensive players—Jalen Ramsey, Myles Jack and Yannick Ngakoue already picked ahead of him—the front seven will also include last year’s No. 3 overall pick Dante Fowler, who missed the entire season with a knee injury.

Scouted by the Jaguars at the Senior Bowl, Day doesn’t necessarily have the size to be a traditional defensive tackle. But under Gus Bradley’s attacking system (Bradley coordinated the Seahawks defense for four seasons), Day will find a niche and a role in a young defense that’s seen a heavy investment the past two years.

Smith, Martin, Russell and Prosise all drafted Friday night

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - SEPTEMBER 13: William Fuller #7 of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Nick Martin #72 of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish celebrate a touchdown during the game against the Purdue Boilermakers at Lucas Oil Stadium on September 13, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by Michael Hickey/Getty Images)
5 Comments

Jaylon Smith, Nick Martin, KeiVarae Russell and C.J. Prosise were all selected on Friday, with four Irish teammates taken on the second night of the NFL Draft. As mentioned, Smith came off the board at pick 34, with the Cowboys gambling on the injured knee of the Butkus Award winner. Nick Martin was selected at pick 50, joining former teammate Will Fuller in Houston.

The third round saw Russell and Prosise come off the board, with Kansas City jumping on the confident cornerback and the Seahawks taking Notre Dame’s breakout running back. It capped off a huge night for the Irish with Sheldon Day, one of the more productive football players in college football, still on the board for teams to pick.

Here’s a smattering of instant reactions from the immediate aftermath.