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Holiday Mailbag: Answers and Presents

Dec 20, 2013, 9:09 PM EDT


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Here’s hoping you’re all spending these next few days finishing up work and getting closer to friends and family.

And as teased, we’re doing our first ever Holiday giveaway, thanks to LCP and Skybox Press. It’s the Official Illustrated History of Fighting Irish Football.  The book features 20 essays from former Notre Dame greats like Joe Montana, Paul Hornung, Dave Casper, Brady Quinn, Ken MacAfee, Ross Browner, Tony Rice and John Huarte.

It’s perfect for a coffee table and features over 300 photos. My niece Sydney picked the winner (don’t blame me!) but all of our readers are able to get the book on sale here, using the promo code “ND230” to cut the price from $75 to $39.95, which includes free shipping.

Here’s the mailbag. Sydney’s pick for the free book is at the bottom.

@Ontario_Bill: What is the greater loss with Diaco leaving…..schematics or recruiting? BD seemed to really connect with high school kids…

Bill, I’m going with “none of the above.” While I think Diaco was excellent as both a schemer and recruiter, his presence and energy in the locker room will be missed the most. We tend to forget that he took over a defense that wasn’t just mediocre, it was horrible. Probably even worse was the morale of the group, players that had seen coaches and systems come and go.

Diaco rebuilt the psyche of this group, starting with a “B.I.A.” chant (Best In America) that people started by chuckling at, but ended up almost achieving in 2012.

@DanFree5: can you explain the “Pot of Gold” craze? I think I managed to figure it out. Wondering where it started and the point.

During the recruiting quiet period, Notre Dame has managed to build momentum with the remaining recruits on the board. A smart initiative by the recruiting office and football staff, and it’s helped build an awareness during a usually slow period, and allowed Kelly to focus on prepping the team for the bowl game and vetting candidates for his coaching staff.

@IrishPhog: who are you hearing about for coordinators? Simply Cooks and Denbrock?

As you’d expect, there’s a pretty tight lid on this search. Talking to people inside the program, they’ve got no clue either. If I had to guess, I think Denbrock gets a promotion and a QB coach is brought in. Cooks might share the title with Mike Elston, but this is the one place where Kelly might bring in someone new to a leadership position.

I put together a pretty comprehensive look at this last night, working into the wee hours of the morning reading about coaching buyouts and contracts.

notthatconfused: Do you think Kelly will continue as quarterbacks coach, or will he hire someone (George Whitfield) to perform those duties?

George Whitfield isn’t coming to South Bend. He’s doing what he wants to do and he’s got a pretty good gig living close to the beach in San Diego and working with quarterbacks from all around the country.

tonyricemajorharris: Besides 5th year seniors, who else might be transferring?

That’s a good question. I’m not entirely comfortable speculating on who plans on leaving the program, but I think the biggest group will be graduated players with immediate eligibility. It’ll be interesting to see if these guys go join one of four coaches they had a connection with: Charlie Weis at Kansas, Charley Molnar at UMass, Chuck Martin and Miami or Bob Diaco at UConn.

I do think you have to look at guys buried on the depth chart and wonder if they’ll stick with it. The running back and safety depth chart is pretty daunting. Some veteran cornerbacks have been passed as well.

newmexicoirish: Keith this week has been a pretty good one for Irish recruiting. Of the remaining top targets for Notre Dame (Matt Elam, JuJu Smith, Michiah Quick, Terry Godwin) who do think the Irish have a realistic chance of signing? Is there room for Dalton Schultz or do you think we’re pretty well stocked at tight end?

In the next two years, Alex Welch, Troy Niklas and Ben Koyack will all depart. Does that mean Notre Dame will take three tight ends? I don’t know. But I expect them to take a full class and if they can fit Schultz, maybe they’ll take him.

NotreDan: We bounced it around a bunch this year, but in your opinion; how damaging was lack of leadership in the absence of Teo and Kappy, and who are the emerging team leaders for next year?

I don’t know that leadership was the reason this defense regressed. I think we probably overvalued the team’s personnel, and the loss of Danny Spond, the early season injury to Stephon Tuitt and Dan Fox, and some struggles in the secondary did it.

That Te’o was able to be a tackling machine and a turnover creator is really astounding. Many people forgot about the season he had because of the catfishing. But there’s a reason he was the most highly decorated defensive player in the modern era.

irishdodger: can you please lend your perspective as to where ND stands now in the CFB landscape versus the post Holtz era. With the Texas coaching search, it really puts into perspective how important it is for any school to make the right hire. Just thinking back to the Davie, O’Leary, Willingham, Weis eras makes me glad ND finally got it right w/ Kelly.

I think the coaching search at a place like USC ends the idea that prestigious programs can just pluck an elite coach from another top-level program. Notre Dame fans would have rioted if the Irish hired Sark, a guy that only now just won eight games.

Looking back, Notre Dame got caught institutionally napping at the worst time in college football history. It’s never good when you’re the last to realize the arms race has begun, and hiring Bob Davie has to go down as an all-timer. A big-time hire there and it would’ve been a very different 20 years.

bernhtp: Will we see an article titled “Tribute to Tommy” at the end of the season?

I think we’ve written about Tommy quite a bit. Let’s wait until after the season to take a closer look at all the departing seniors.

chadwalters425: How does Greg Bryant participating in bowl game practice not violate his medical redshirt?

You can practice. You just can’t play.

mediocrebob: How has Zaire’s growth and development gone thus far? I remember during spring ball people mentioning that he was very eager to learn. Has he gained weight? Is there a big difference between when he arrived last winter and now?

Bob, if someone in the media can tell you how Zaire is progressing, he’s got a secret view into practice that most of us don’t. He’s likely gained weight, gotten stronger and learned the playbook. We’ll get a better idea come spring ball, when an updated roster is released and a closer look at the team.

One thing I haven’t liked? Zaire’s propensity to get on Twitter and speak his feelings. Kelly already put the young quarterback on notice when he let it slip he was battling mono. But Zaire’s initial reaction to Chuck Martin’s hiring at Miami was hardly the type of response you want from the potential face of the Irish offense.

Still, these past few weeks have been a great opportunity for Zaire. He’s had a ton of one-on-one time with Kelly, and if there’s a way to jump start his career, this is it. With Tommy Rees departing, and Andrew Henrix quite possibly as well, Zaire’s gotten more time than he could dream of with his head coach during preparations for the Pinstripe Bowl.

jcodaniels: first time commenter, long time reader of your work. Love it. Well it looks as though I will again be depending on Amazon to get my wife’s Christmas gift to my house on time this year as I am terrible at getting something ahead of time. My question to you is, do you think it is OK that I got her something Notre Dame which is basically for me. Last year it was an electronic that was basically for me as well that had an ND background on it when she opened it. I think my love for Notre Dame is taking affect on my marriage. 

That’s why there’s Amazon Prime! But on a serious note, this offseason can’t come soon enough for you. Take a couple months away from it and come back refreshed in the fall. Don’t forget Bobby D’s poem.

chejoe: It seems to me that Kelly has been snake-bit by quarterbacks during his entire time at ND: first, Clausen graduates early, rather than play for him; next, Crist was not as good as we all thought (neither was Hendrix) and Dayne was injury prone; then, Kiel decides to transfer *right before* Golson gets kicked out of school. While Rees did all he could, and it was better than most (including me) give him credit for, he was obviously thrust into this role (repeatedly) despite simply not being the right man for the job. As we head into Rees’ final game in an ND uniform, I cannot help but wonder what the future holds for the ND offense. The one year that Kelly had as least *most* of his wishes at QB the Irish played for the title. How do you see it playing out?

I’m not sure there’s a question there, but I think you’re on to something. It’s worth noting that for the first time, Kelly will have a depth chart of quarterbacks that he recruited.

rocket1988: Alright here are some questions Mr. Arnold
Better beach: Hermosa or Manhattan? — Manhattan, of course.
Steak or Sushi? — Why not both. But I could eat sushi seven nights a week.
Ducks or Kings? — Gimme the Canucks. Lotta ND blood in the front office.
Favorite ND athlete of the past, present, or future? — Too hard. I’m partially to the CDH Raiders: Rashon Powers-Neal, Ryan Harris, Marcus Freeman, Michael Floyd, James Onwualu, and hell — baseball legend J.P. Gagne.
And last, your dream venue to cover and ND game? Dublin was pretty slick. But Fenway should be cool, too.

irishpuma: Seriously who are your favorite posters and who are your least likely to read or have a drink with.

You are each like my own — eh, special children.

ndfenian: For Keith or anybody that has a thought: why didn’t we see the offense employ screen passes to the running backs this year? Does Kelly not believe in the screen game to backs?

There were plenty of screen passes in this offense, but I agree, I’d like to see more running back screens. I’ll dig into this during the offseason.

dudeacow: Flashback: back when Kelly was hired, was this where you envisioned the program would be four years in? Include specifics (i.e., recruiting, offensive/defensive production, team speed, etc.)

That’s a pretty impossible question to answer. But to see the team make it to the BCS National Championship Game in their third season, and to see the defense rebuilt and an offense come together with such young, promising talent, there are on track.

Nudeman:  Many here and elsewhere have scratched their heads this year at the play calling. Too pass-happy for most of us. I could cite specific examples, but it’s not necessary. Personally I’ve never been 100% convinced that BK isn’t still calling the plays, but can’t prove that. Some have surmised it’s Rees audibling into passes; some have blamed Martin.

With a new OC next year and a new QB who doesn’t audible everything, not to mention Folston & Bryant being a year older and stronger, to what degree does this problem go away?

What a wonderfully loaded question. The bottom line is that Kelly’s offense can’t run optimally if the quarterback can’t run the ball. I tackled this a few days ago if you want to read more.

goirish3590: A phrase we frequently heard in reference to Bob Diaco’s style of defense was, “bend, don’t break,” and 2012′s defensive unit came to embody that sentiment. My question is this: do you think we’ll see a philosophical shift to perhaps a more aggressive defense, or do you think Kelly sticks closer to the idea of avoiding big plays?

That phrase was assigned by fans. The phrase that Brian Kelly and Bob Diaco used was “limit points.” And they did a very good job of that. While I think the defense needs to do a better job of taking away the football, avoiding big plays is pretty much the only proven way to keep scoring down.


TonyRiceMajorHarris. Congratulations on your Christmas present. Please send me an email with your mailing address (through the link) and we’ll get you a book.



  1. irishpuma - Dec 20, 2013 at 9:48 PM

    Great article Keith have a happy holiday and keep up the good work. Also the Bleacher Report Article was top notch I want the ohio state guy or Wilcox, but in a street fight I will take the hulked out bald dude from Wisconsin!!!! He looks ready to go no helmet needed.

  2. mediocrebob - Dec 21, 2013 at 12:18 AM

    Good stuff Keith. Thanks for all that you do and ALL THAT YOU PUT UP WITH. I enjoy reading what you put out. Go Irish!

  3. paulhargis53 - Dec 21, 2013 at 7:20 AM

    Bob, you have something on your nose..Its quite possibly fecal matter. You should probably wipe that off.

    Why do I picture you as “giddy as a schoolgirl” that your question was picked?


    • papadec - Dec 21, 2013 at 11:54 AM

      uh-oh, the scorned child standing in the corner holding his breath. I don’t miss the playground, recess duty @ school that I just retired from – I see plenty of elementary school behavior at this website. How about a ceasefire until after the New Year begins?

    • mediocrebob - Dec 21, 2013 at 2:29 PM


    • NotreDan - Dec 21, 2013 at 9:06 PM

      You Mr. Paul have earned the dubious title of douche-nozzle

    • dickasman - Dec 22, 2013 at 2:05 AM

      Lolololplololololololol. You guys…and people say I’m bad, wtf!

      More lolololololololol. Keep it up guys and yes that’s what all y’all’s mothers daughters n sisters n aunts n uncles said!

  4. goirishgo - Dec 21, 2013 at 10:05 AM

    Merry Christmas Keith! Best wishes for a happy, healthy and prosperous 2014 as well.

    Go Irish!

  5. paulhargis53 - Dec 21, 2013 at 9:25 PM

    Douche-nozzle? Thanks Asshat!

    • mediocrebob - Dec 21, 2013 at 9:27 PM


  6. paulhargis53 - Dec 21, 2013 at 11:36 PM


    • getsome99 - Dec 21, 2013 at 11:56 PM

      Hargis – do you go down on your mother with that mouth?

  7. mediocrebob - Dec 22, 2013 at 12:33 AM

    Got me again, Paul.


  8. camimfajardo - Dec 22, 2013 at 1:02 AM

    @irishdodger, ND not only got caught napping badly, the university made so many bad decision that it’ll be years before before the program fully recovers, and It’s all Kevin’s White fault (he made the worst financial and athletic decision ever). I’m really happy we have Swarbrick now because he really gets it, but it’ll take time before he can write the ship…

    • camimfajardo - Dec 22, 2013 at 1:07 AM

      Just remember that ND is still to this day mailing paychecks to Charlie Wise because of Kevin White’s bad decisions…

      • camimfajardo - Dec 22, 2013 at 1:42 AM

        *Weis, sorry for the typo

      • mcirish27 - Dec 22, 2013 at 11:36 AM

        Yes, I get that Davie was a poor hire at exactly the wrong time. Ty looked the like the right hire on paper at the time though. Weis was a bit of a leap of faith but he took us to 2 BCS games out of the gate and a killer offense – White’s decision to throw all that money at him was definitely premature but I’m not seeing how his fiscal decisions are impacting the play on the field today.

        No question Jack has a firm grip on this role – he’s the best thing to happen to ND as a whole in quite some time (the quality among ALL athletic programs is impressive). I think he HAS righted the ship – it’s just up to BK and the team to execute now and navigate these schedules (which I am very proud to boast about while Ohio State contines to rough up Kent State and Western Mich)!

  9. paulhargis53 - Dec 22, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    Bob, there was no reason for you to post that, its abundantly clear to everyone that I’ve gotten you everytime. Why do you even ponder posting?

    getsnone, not my mother. Stepmother,? Well that’s a story for another day..

    • mediocrebob - Dec 22, 2013 at 3:12 PM


    • idratherbeinsouthbend - Dec 22, 2013 at 11:48 PM

      Paul’s comment here is the reason why he’s the better troll. You call the guy out for going down on his mom and he ponders that maybe it was his stepmom.

      You can win a smackdown against a guy that is willing to take shots at himself. This is the most apparent sign that mediocrebob should just tap out.

      Hargis wins in a landslide.

      • idratherbeinsouthbend - Dec 22, 2013 at 11:49 PM


      • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 12:18 AM

        Can you clarify for me what “winning” on a comment section of a blog is? I’d argue that if there were such a thing, the so called “winner” would have made valid points about the subject at hand. I have yet to read a comment from these clowns that have any relevance to the articles that they post on.

        If that’s winning, they can have it. I’ll keep laughing and go about my day as this site is simply to get somewhat inside info on the Irish and sometimes actually have intelligent conversations about the program. Trolls will be trolls. Merry Christmas

      • idratherbeinsouthbend - Dec 23, 2013 at 1:00 AM

        Given that NEITHER of you is working to hard to generate meaningful discussion, I’d generally classify “winning” as the guy that provides more wit and more entertainment value.

        While the emoticon was a brilliant form of retaliation in the 90’s when Al Gore invented the internet, I’ve come to expect a more vibrant retort in this, the 21st century.

        To be certain, it’s like the playoff selection panel. It’s still subjective. Maybe I’m the outlier here, but from my narrow point of view, the troll is getting the best of you.

        Just my two cents (I lost the rest of my money on the Pitt game).

      • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 6:39 AM

        Let me go ahead and make it clear one more time for anyone else having a difficult time understanding this. And maybe some of you are just a different brand who are sensitive and people on the Internet have the capability to hurt your feelings or get under your skin. But I have yet to and anybody on the Internet get under my skin or irritate me to any point. People like that entertain me. But just like most things you indulge in too often, it gets tedious and boring. Wasn’t enjoying it anymore.

        And as far as adding meaningful discussion, I feel that 90% of the time, I add somewhat meaningful thought to the articles subject. I at least add my opinion like most of you. But I’m glad you put YOUR opinion in on the matter at hand. Thanks for explaining who you think “won”. I think The other guy is more worried about that. It’s like when you 8 yr old nephew really wants to beat you in basketball…you let him
        win right?

      • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 6:40 AM


  10. fnc111 - Dec 22, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    Kelly to be named Lions HC after the bowl game.

  11. bernhtp - Dec 22, 2013 at 10:49 PM

    Another “academic misjudgment” by a star athlete.

  12. ajw21 - Dec 23, 2013 at 8:30 AM

    You don’t let your nephew win! you slam that ball back at him and scream is that all you got!
    Builds character!
    Merry Christmas & as always Go Irish!

  13. paulhargis53 - Dec 23, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    This is just delicious watching Boob trying to explain his way out of the colossal verbal beatdown he has taken.

    Boob: I’m not trying to “win” anything. I’m just here to help you look stupid, and I’ve succeeded. If you are so used to trolls, why did you take it upon yourself to engage me verbally? You thought you’d be Mr. funny guy and “put the troll in his place”, didn’t you. Now that you’ve found you lack the chops to keep up with me, “its not enjoyable” to you. Pathetic.

    By the way, I AM under your skin. Your long winded explanations aside. You can almost see the anger dripping off of your denials, you can’t figure out how some of your ND brethren aren’t coming to your defense and that really ticks you off.

    Lest any of you find it gross, my stepmom is only 8 years older than me, so its not really all that weird.

    • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 12:04 PM

      Haha ok. Ask loadofwash and the rest of the trolls if I left them alone (assuming you all aren’t the same person). And I can promise you with everything I have, neither you nor anyone else have ever remotely gotten to me on the Internet. I live in the real world.

      Thanks for “getting me ” again. 😘

      • nudeman - Dec 23, 2013 at 12:33 PM

        I’m in the camp that believes he’s under your skin, despite the denials
        Maybe just me …..

  14. getsome99 - Dec 23, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    No, it’s still pretty weird since you’re going second after your dad.

  15. getsome99 - Dec 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM

    The object if the game is to keep the troll going as long as possible and to not let him get bored and leave. I think we can keep this going through the bowl game.

  16. paulhargis53 - Dec 23, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    You’re repeated responses and denials prove otherwise. Of course you live in te real world, we all do, what a ridiculous statement on your part. Keep telling yourself that this doesn’t bother you.

    I’ve told you what you need to do, but your continous refusal to do so is amazing.

    Its not weird, gets none. Just because my dad went first? Haven’t you and your buddies, passed around a girl before?

    Wait, look who I’m talking to. You’ve probably never seen a grown woman naked except on the internet.

    • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 1:50 PM

      And I’ve told you. I don’t want you going anywhere. I like where you are sweetheart

    • getsome99 - Dec 23, 2013 at 2:46 PM

      Golden rule: one dick in the room.

      And yes, we already know where you stand on this subject and for the most part support your civil rights to have as many in the room as you prefer.

    • papadec - Dec 23, 2013 at 6:25 PM

      So much for the Advent truce through the New Year I proposed, & my Nobel Peace Prize nomination. What the hell – knock yourselves out guys. Merry Christmas to All, and to All – a Good Night. That includes you, Paul.

  17. paulhargis53 - Dec 23, 2013 at 1:28 PM

    Nice try gets none. The object reall is to try to embarass the troll so he goes away, and you’ve both failed miserably.

    What’s the matter tough guy, you blow your anti trolling load right off the bat?
    You’ve fallen off remarkably in the last few days. I will be here well past the bowl game, as long as there are meatheads like you 2 on here, I will be here.

    • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 1:53 PM

      How does one get embarrassed on a blog? There’s no such thing! None of you will ever know who I am. Your rationale doesn’t make sense. Can we talk football? Or is that out of your league?

    • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 1:54 PM


  18. paulhargis53 - Dec 23, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    One post its you’re bored with it, and the next its, you don’t want me gone. Which is it buttplug? Quit straddling the fence you’re on, your balls have to be getting sore.

    You should be embarrassed whether we know you or not. Your posting is pathetic.You should be embarrassed just for calling another grown man sweetheart..yuck.

    I can certainly talk footballl, but in reading your posts, I’m not real confident you are able to. Go ahead, what do you have to lose? You have no shame and you’ve proven not to care about embarassing yourself.

    • getsome99 - Dec 23, 2013 at 2:30 PM

      No, I’m pretty sure that as long as you’re still posting, the blog is winning. I don’t recall one post where I tried to make you go away. I said it’s always an honor to get attention from ND haters.

    • getsome99 - Dec 23, 2013 at 2:41 PM

      But then again, had it not been for me picking on you for picking on Bob, you would have already disappeared by now.

    • mediocrebob - Dec 23, 2013 at 2:54 PM

      I don’t want you to go anywhere. I’m bored of you but I’m not going to stop using the site? I don’t care whether you waste your time on another teams blog or not. Stay. Go. Nobody cares. Do what you do sweetie.

  19. paulhargis53 - Dec 23, 2013 at 6:37 PM

    getsnone: You give yourself waaaaay too much credit. I wasn’t going anywhere. Even if I didn’t pick on Bob anymore, there is always another putz(much like yourself) that will come a long and not be able to hold his tongue.

    Sorry squishmitten, I’m not into guys( much to your disappointment.)

    Your golden rule has to do with dicks?
    How special for you….

    Bob, why do you even ponder posting?

    Papa: Sorry. You have a lovely holiday also.

    • mediocrebob - Dec 24, 2013 at 1:08 AM

      This is cute Paul. You still think people care what you have to say.

    • papadec - Dec 24, 2013 at 1:52 AM

      awwwwww, it’s OK. Thanks. No peace in the Middle East, or the mid-West. It is, what it is.

  20. paulhargis53 - Dec 24, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    Boob, what?

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